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hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

(via rachkin)

yangderexiaolong:

Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think

"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"

(via rachkin)

cherrypieboy:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

interobangg:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

Cant wait

I think the last one is illegal since you’re technically defacing money.

It would only be illegal if you intented to fraudulate the value of the bill. $5 in tooth fairy money is still $5, but if you tried to tell a bank teller that the glitter made the bill $50, that would be illegal.

(via imannniii)

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