things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
- get out
- fuck you
- shut the fuck up
- oh my god why
- you need to stop
- you’re not funny
- that was terrible
Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think
"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"
Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them.
I love this
I think the last one is illegal since you’re technically defacing money.
It would only be illegal if you intented to fraudulate the value of the bill. $5 in tooth fairy money is still $5, but if you tried to tell a bank teller that the glitter made the bill $50, that would be illegal.